Walking Trip, May 8th – CANCELED (zrušen) Máme náhradní program

Vzhledem k počasí, a tomu jak moc může být blátivo a kluzko, jsme se rozhodli nechat výlet na slunnější den.

Omlouváme se, těm, co by si toho zítra užili za každých podmínek 🙂

Zítra, ve 14h, tedy na Kytnerově 12a, v Medlánkách.
Uděláme si popcorn, pustíme film, ..
výlet zrušen

Program na květen

May 1 – Trip to Lednice

May 8 – 2pm to 5pm Movie (Film)

May 15 – English and Bible Study – Self Control (Sebeovládání)

May 22 – English and Bible Study – Grace (Milost)

May 29 – English and Bible Study – Faithfulness (Věrnost)

Všechny programy ve středu v 18h, kromě výletů 1. a 8. 5.

Birthday Gift (mistake)

Roses for my Valentine
Birthday Gift

A fellow was very much in love with a beautiful girl. One day she told him that the next day was her birthday. He told her he would send her a bouquet of roses… one for each year of her life.

That evening he called the local florist and ordered twenty-one roses with instructions that they be delivered first thing the next morning.

As the florist was preparing the order, he decided that since the young man was such a good customer, he would put an extra dozen roses in the bouquet.

The fellow never did find out what made the young girl so angry with him.

The Woman of His Dreams

A young man called his mother and announced excitedly that he had just met the woman of his dreams. Now what should he do?

His mother had an idea: “Why don’t you send her flowers, and on the card invite her to your place for a home-cooked meal?”

He thought this was a great strategy and arranged a date for a week later. His mother called the day after the big date to see how things had gone.

“The evening was a disaster,” he moaned.

“Why, didn’t she come over?” asked his mother.

“Oh, she came over, but she refused to cook.”