FREE&FUN večery s Angličtinou pro každého
Vzhledem k počasí, a tomu jak moc může být blátivo a kluzko, jsme se rozhodli nechat výlet na slunnější den.
Omlouváme se, těm, co by si toho zítra užili za každých podmínek 🙂
May 1 – Trip to Lednice
May 8 – 2pm to 5pm Movie (Film)
May 15 – English and Bible Study – Self Control (Sebeovládání)
May 22 – English and Bible Study – Grace (Milost)
May 29 – English and Bible Study – Faithfulness (Věrnost)
Všechny programy ve středu v 18h, kromě výletů 1. a 8. 5.
A fellow was very much in love with a beautiful girl. One day she told him that the next day was her birthday. He told her he would send her a bouquet of roses… one for each year of her life.
That evening he called the local florist and ordered twenty-one roses with instructions that they be delivered first thing the next morning.
As the florist was preparing the order, he decided that since the young man was such a good customer, he would put an extra dozen roses in the bouquet.
The fellow never did find out what made the young girl so angry with him.
A young man called his mother and announced excitedly that he had just met the woman of his dreams. Now what should he do?
His mother had an idea: “Why don’t you send her flowers, and on the card invite her to your place for a home-cooked meal?”
He thought this was a great strategy and arranged a date for a week later. His mother called the day after the big date to see how things had gone.
“The evening was a disaster,” he moaned.
“Why, didn’t she come over?” asked his mother.
“Oh, she came over, but she refused to cook.”